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You're not a Universal Political Commodity (a "UPC"). Don't settle for things as they are! Be different, be better. Be the one that happily moves away from America's political and economic flocks. Be the rational actor of your market with an original UPC commodatee barcode t-shirt from Life's Political Barcode t-shirts.
Life's Political Commodatees are UPC barcode t-shirts that smartly get your point across to the Sheeple through our fresh UPC barcode called Sympols. Sympols are simple political barcodes that are easily scanned by the Sheeple; they show you understand America's groupthink politics. Our Commodatees show how to love our ridiculous demockrasee, and sympoly let it play.
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Life's Political Commodatees are UPC barcode t-shirts that smartly get your point across to the Sheeple through our fresh UPC barcode called Sympols. Sympols are simple political barcodes that are easily scanned by the Sheeple; they show you understand America's groupthink politics. Our Commodatees show how to love our ridiculous demockrasee, and sympoly let it play.
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